I’ve dug up a tasty treat for my readers to snack on today. It involves a Swedish dinner lady (or lunch lady if you like), a strict headmaster and a li’l bit o’ pole dancing. Nope, I’m nope reviewing a low rent pornographic movie, this true tale actually made the news today.
Per Rostgaard Evald, principal of a school in the small town of Östhammarnear, near Uppsala, recently challenged his dinner ladies about their sub-par food when he began to receive complaints from students that it was “inedible”. Well what happened next nobody could have seen coming. One of the staff members protested with a spot of pole dancing.
“One of the canteen ladies removed her apron, unzipped her trousers, let down her hair and started moving up and down against a pole like a pole dancer,” he told local paper Upsala Nya Tidning.
The ladies had been trying to heat up frozen pancakes when the children began to complain that they were still frozen in the middle. And what a knock on effect that had! Also standing by was the school’s social welfare officer.
“The school’s social welfare officer tried to tell her this is not acceptable behaviour, but she just kept on dancing,” said Rostgaard Evald to the paper.
Now, as a man, I’m expected to ask “Why weren’t dinner ladies like this around when I was at school?” And trust me, the thought had crossed my mind. But what on earth possessed the woman to perform such an act? This school needs to review it’s lunch menus, but I’d also recommend they get the health and safety guys in. There’s no telling what kind of unhygienic things have been going on in those kitchens.