Have you ever been caught committing an act of bestiality with an animal, only to lie to the police that it was a woman who’d shape-shifted into a donkey? Well you have if your name is Sunday Moyo. The Zimbabwean man was nabbed this past Sunday at 4 a.m. for having intercourse with the donkey as it was tied to a tree. He has since appeared in court over the matter, and the following quotes had me literally laughing my bum off!
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.
“I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 (USD) for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she became a donkey.”
Wow! I just can’t fathom anybody coming up with such an outlandish excuse. A hooker turned into a donkey? It sounds like an adult version of Shrek. This guy either has an wild imagination, or at least a love for mind-altering substances. Whatever the reason, the court was allegedly in stitches listening to Moyo’s cock-and-bull story. The magistrate ruled that he was to be held in custody until October 27 and then would have to undergo mandatory psychiatric evaluation.
So what will become of this man and his would be lover? I’ll leave you with one last quote…
“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey.”
Nigel Windsor 